From The Mouth of Jacob

Jacob 23 Months

During the years that Jacob has been able to talk he has regularly amused us with some of the things he has said.  Sometimes it is the mispronunciation of a word and other times it’s the actual content that we find amusing.
 
I have found myself starting to forget some of the things that he has said that has entertained us, so I decided to store them all on a document on the computer.  Maybe I will embarrass him at his 18 or 21 and give all the guests a print out.  Anyway I thought I would share some of them on my Blog.
 

·         One day I told Jacob to stop being so ridiculous, he turned to me and replied “But Mummy I don’t like being DICKLESS”

·         One afternoon I heard an excited scream of “Mummmmy” from the bathroom, I rushed through to see what the problem was.  I found a smiling Jacob pointing down the toilet saying “Look Mummy I did a heart shaped poo for you because I love you”

·         Jacob LOVES LOVES LOVES playing Lego Star Wars on Jason’s PS3.  One day when Jason returned from work Jacob went rushing out to the car yelling “Daddy can I play your Star WHORES game”.

·         When Jacob was around 2 ½ instead of saying “Excuse me” or “Sorry” when he didn’t hear what you had said he would say “Wot you talking?”

·         Whilst visiting granddad Bella told him to “Go away”, Bella isn’t being nasty when she says this, and she picked it up from Jacob and finds it funny to say.  Anyway Jacob piped up “No Bella Granddad can’t go away actually because he can’t walk anymore”

·         Playing Eye spy with Jason, Jacob has a turn and says “eye spy with my little eye something that is gray”.  The answer to come back “Daddy’s hair”.

·         One day Jacob came to me and told me a very interesting story, it went a little like this:  “Mummy when I was in your tummy, Bella was in there too.  I bit off her willy and that’s why she doesn’t have a willy anymore and I do”

·         Jacob once asked me how Bella got out my tummy.  I explained that I went to hospital and the Doctor and nurses helped get her out.  He replied “No Mummy I think she just got a ladder and climbed out through your belly button”

Jacob 25 Months

These are just a few of the MANY funny things Jacob has said over the last few years, I am sure there will be many many more and soon Bella will probably be coming out with funny things too.