Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Journey into the Unknown


Wow have we really been living in this house for over 6 weeks now?  6 weeks.  6 Weeks and I have a shocking confession to make.  Here is my confession.

Our house has a rather strange second toilet.  It’s so strange in fact that when we came to view the place we didn’t even realise it was there.  We only discovered it on moving day.

Now this toilet is not an attractive room, it’s not exactly the worst toilet in the world but I am sure it could come pretty close.  It’s what I call a man only toilet, I would NEVER use it and I would NEVER allow female guests to use it (in fact there are some male guests I wouldn’t allow to use it either).  Jason has used it a couple of times but I think even he doesn’t like it too much.

My confession is that we have lived here 6 weeks and I have yet to clean it.  Not once have I ventured in there to clean it, I have opened the door once or twice thinking “This time I am going to clean it” but then I get afraid and bottle it and just close the door again.

We had a friend stay over on the weekend, the friend who helped us move in and he knows that toilet exists (I usually don’t let guests know about it).  He disappeared in the morning and we couldn’t think where he was and then  I suddenly realised to my horror that he was using the dreaded toilet.

So I really can’t put it off any longer.  Tomorrow, tomorrow I am going to journey into the unknown and clean that dam toilet.  Wish me luck folks, I may never return.

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